* Someone went to buy mosquito killer; when he arrived, he asked the seller if it was genuine; the man advised him to take a drink first.
* If a short girl compliments your hair, double-check your zip code.
* When you marry a man who is envious of you.
Honey, where have you gone?
At the church, a woman.
Give the phone to Jesus, man.
* What are you doing, wife?
Husband: destroyed two male and three female mosquitos.
Wife: How did you figure that out?
Husband: there were two people near the beer bottle, and three people by the mirror.
* A man heard a knock on his door and opened it to find a snail, which he threw away. Three years later, he heard another knock on his door and saw the same snail, which asked, "What kind of manner is that?"
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