1. Am single but if you see me with someone, mind your own business! Am doing interviews.
2. Someone march on you with a size 10 shoe and said sorry...No call an Ambulance
4. I know there is no violence in heaven but when I die, I just want to talk to the angel who was responsible for my love life one on one outside.
6. Everytime I want to build a strong relationship Boom they steal my cement
7. My English is perfect when I'm speaking it silently. Once I open my mouth I didn't could.
8. Me tracking my food delivery and watching them drive right past my house.
9. "Storage space running out" Me deleting apps I Never opened in my life:
10. How it feels when you go to the bathroom without your phone.
11. I know you believe you've seen the worst shoes ever, but no. You haven't.
12. When your mom is walking away and you mumble something under breath.
13. This is me in my room as a teenager according to my mother.
14. When someone gives you a compliment and you're not sure what to do with it.
15. When you drop your keys right before unlocking the door after you had a stressful day.
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