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Husband and wife relationship

Laugh until you break your phone🤣🤣🤣don't say I did not warn you, Hold your phone tight😂🤣😂

Another day on some of the best morning memes. Good morning to you to! what's that? you having a bad morning? stress not, because I got your back. I've got some jokes which will put a smile on your face and make your life a little bit enjoyable...so lets begin:

Husband texts to wife on cell.. Hi, what are you doing Darling?

Wife: I'm dying..!

Husband jumps with joy but types Sweet Heart, how can I live without U?

Wife: U idiot! I'm dying my hair..

Husband: (husband says to himself with an angry voice) Bloody English Language!

There was once a wife so jealous that when her husband came home one night and she couldn't find hairs on his jackets she yelled at him, "Great, so now you're cheating on me with a bald woman!"

Hubby - You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why? Wife - When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears. Hubby - You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you? Wife - Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problem can there be greater than this one?"

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