Her: "my child only speaks English.
The child: "mummy, the remote she's where?"
When your dad arrives from a journey and your younger sister suddenly starts crying for beating her two days ago:
Hello Boss, I've been barking for the past 10 minutes and you ignored me. Anyways, they have carry your car o.
I went to visit my aunty,she gave me 10k for transport, I looked at my leg and my leg looked at me. We both laughed:
I left my phone at home. When i returned, i found 5 missed calls from the house maid. When I asked her why she called, she told me she wanted to tell me i left my phone at home.
I don't know why WhatsApp will give you a "delete for everyone" option and still go ahead to gossip that you deleted it.
On my way to make more memes:
Follow in other not to miss out.
When ever am loosing an argument.
My last weapon:
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