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See 100 Reasons Why Not To Have Kids. Parenting Is Not For Everyone. (Opinion)

Ron_Burgundy
By Ron_Burgundy | self meida writer
Published 8 days ago - 0 views

Well you may love kids, or you may not. Other people feel that somehow society pressures them that they have to have kids to keep their family name alive, or extend their clan or blood-line. But the truth is, is that really important? If so are you ready for what's coming?

Well the truth is not all people are suited to be parents, and that's okay. Some people feel they might not be ready now, but they will Be In the future. There's nothing wrong with wanting to sip tequila and margaritas on a fancy island with no sense of responsibility for another human being.

But if you're undecided or in between here are a 100 reasons Not to have kids:

1. You genuinely don't like children.

2. You like to your beauty sleep.

3. You like to have Hammer Time with your partner.

4. You don't like being broke, and want your money to be spent on you.

5.You like your freedom? Oh say goodbye.

6. You like to swear.

7.You like to eat meals sitting down, with real cutlery.

8. You like your personal space.

9. You like to watch movies from start to finish in one sitting.

10. You like to watch HBO.

You don't like the appearance or smell of vomit.

11. You don't like the appearance or smell of poop.

12. You don't like the idea of wiping another person's snot.

13. You think "Wheels on the Bus" is a stupid song.

14. You like going on dates with your partner.

15. You would like things to stay exactly the way they are with your partner.

16. You value a daily shower.

17. You think weekends at the play park are worthy of a face slap.

18. You like to shut the door while you're in the bathroom.

19. You take more than one minute to make yourself presentable and ready to be seen in public.

20. You don't like to say "no." All day.

21. You don't like to take "no" for an answer.

22. You lack patience.

23. You like keeping your living quarters tidy and neat.

24. You enjoy spontaneous outings with friends. Gone are those days.

25. You disapprove of the five-second rule.

26. You like to drink coffee while it's piping hot.

27. You like to speak complete sentences without being interrupted.

28. You prefer your iPhone screen to be smudge-free.

29. You prefer your iPhone screen to be free of any kind of stickiness.

30. You care about your iPhone or iPad at all.

31. You like to phone your friends or family during the day.

32. You dislike Sweets or CocoPops.

33. You dislike stepping on LEGOs, wooden blocks or Mr. Potato Head parts.

34. You strongly believe certain body parts should remain perky.

35. You strongly believe other certain body parts should remain intact.

36. You are not fond of stretch marks.

37. You have a low tolerance for physical and psychological pain.

38. You have a low tolerance for child-ish and selfish behavior.

39. You like your current circle of friends who don't have kids.

40. You hate minivans, or even worse -- SUVs.

41. You are fond of your current shoe collection.

42. You like having control of the music in the car.

43. You detest unsolicited advice from complete strangers.

44. You like your job.

45. You like the furniture in your home -- glass tops, sharp corners and all.

46. You enjoy fine dining.

47. You dislike wrinkles -- in your clothes, as well as on your face.

48. The term "me and the children" make you cringe.

49. You like the neighbors with whom you share a wall.

50. You enjoy engaging in adult conversations.

51. You like to go to the gym on a daily basis and eat healthy.

52. You like to travel light and stress free.

53. You absolutely cool with being responsible for another person for almost all your life.

54. Your pets are important to you.

55. You don't mind the tv being dictated by someone who doesn't pay the bills.

56. You feel that no one other than yourself should be a representation of you.

57. You like to party like it's 1999 every New Year's Eve.

58. You don't like other (little) people choosing your friends for you.

59. You have hobbies, passions or interests.

60. You are content at your present weight.

61. You dislike reading the same books every day.

62. Your mental, psychological, physical, emotional and spiritual health are important to you.

63. You like certainty and predictability in your day.

64. You don't like to share everything you own.

65. You feel you should be able to take a midday nap or put your feet up whenever you are tired.

66. You feel that laundry should be limited to one load per week.

67. Matching socks is far from your favorite pastime.

Extreme emotions frighten you.

68. You like to remain informed about current events.

69. You prefer not to explain the "birds and the bees" to little people.

70. The day you graduated, you swore you'd never set foot in a school again.

71. You think holidays such as Christmas and Easter should be relaxing and a chance to unwind.

72. You think summer means patios, beer and beaches.

73. You think Wimpy is where people go when they have lost all hope.

74. The idea of paying thousands of dollars for someone else's tuition seems ridiculous.

75. You think the phrase "Don't put that in your mouth" is unnecessary.

76. You enjoy reading books intended for adults.

77. You dislike germs.

78. You have an extensive designer wardrobe, and you would die if any of the pieces were ruined or destroyed in some barbaric way.

79. You feel that bodily functions and fluids should not be discussed publicly.

80. You think that the only person who should examine human feces is someone wearing a lab coat.

81. You don't like going to Pizza Hut.

You prefer not to interact with teachers.

82. You think Elmo's voice is annoying.

83. You like weddings -- so much so that you're the person who needs to be shooed off the dance floor at the end of night.

84. You feel selfies mean pictures of yourself... alone.

85. You feel chocolatey hands should steer clear of white couches and light-colored carpeting.

86. You think the "quiet game" is not real.

87. You think the word "vacation" means a relaxing time with peace and quiet.

88. You think the term "playdate" is silly.

89. You want to continue to use the word "baby" to address a significant other.

90. You think family restaurants are absurd.

91. You don't mind listening to someone sing nursery rhymes they learned the whole day.

92. You feel negotiations should only occur between adults.

93. You think bribery is unethical and has led to the downfall of many societies.

94.You dislike staring contests.

95. You think Disney World makes MacDonalds look like heaven.

96. You feel the task of shaping another human being should be left to the professionals.

97. You value a whole night of uninterrupted sleep.

98. You don't like being woken up extremely early in the morning.

99. You don't like being asked a thousands silly questions everyday.

100. You hate Loud crying.

However I did come up with only 1 reason on why you should have kids, and that's because in return they get to take care of you in your final years when you old.

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