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Have a nice day with these funny jokes and photos

We are required to be joyful and happy at all times in our life. You may constantly make happy moments for yourself by employing a variety of techniques. You don't have to rely on people to make you happy; instead, you can do it yourself. Taking the time to look at funny pictures and read jokes is a vital component of bringing delight to yourself. To lighten your day, here are some carefully chosen jokes and images:

Ochuko awakened depressed because it was his birthday and he discovered he had grown a year older, but he vowed to make the best of the situation. When he walked downstairs for breakfast, he showered and shaved, expecting his wife to greet him with a big kiss and the words, "Happy birthday, honey."

He smiled as he went to get his breakfast, and there sat his wife, as usual, reading the newspaper. She remained silent throughout. "But, oh well, she'd forgotten," he wondered as he prepared himself a cup of coffee and cooked some toast. He claimed that "in a few minutes, his children will walk downstairs, beaming and joyous, singing "Happy Birthday" and giving him with a lovely gift."

He sat there waiting, sipping his coffee. "Give me a piece of toast, please!" the children cried as they ran into the kitchen. I'm going to be late! I'm not sure what happened to my coat. "I'm going to be late for the bus!" exclaims the narrator. Ochuko went to work, sadder than she'd ever been. When he walked into the office, his secretary greeted him with a big smile and a cheerful "Happy birthday, boss!" She then enquired if she might get him a cup of coffee.

When the secretary remembered Ochuko's birthday, she felt much better. When the secretary knocked on his office door later that morning, she said, "Since it's your birthday, why don't we have lunch together?" He commented, "That's a terrific idea," hoping it would make him feel better.

So they closed the office, and he offered, "Instead of going to the usual place, why don't we go out of town and eat lunch in the country?" because it was his birthday. So they drove out of town and stopped at a small out-of-the-way inn for a couple of beers and a delicious lunch. As they drove back to town, the secretary proposed, "Why don't we go to my apartment and I'll get you another drink."

It sounded like a good idea because they didn't have much to do at work. As a result, they went to her house, where she had some beverages waiting for them. "If you'll excuse me," she said after a while, "I think I'll slip into something more comfortable," and she made her way to the room. A few minutes later, she appeared from her bedroom door, carrying a big birthday cake. She was followed by Ochuko's wife and all of his children. He sat there, bare but for his socks.

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