When you are washing the dishes and your neck starts itching. When the insurance company wants a diagram of the accident When you can not afford to fix it, fix it right. No matter how expensive a lady is, there is always a guy that sleeps with her for free.
When they are planning to leave you behind, but you are legend It does not matter. When they sleep they also lock the door No one
Kids in 3001: I do not do handshakes, handshakes killed my ancestors Dad: What is that smell? You have been smoking haven't you? Are you high?
Me: Me? High? No I'm not
Dad: Look at me.
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