Barber:"what you want?"
Him: "just make sure I can see the haters coming"
Barber:"got ya fam"
Do you ever stare at anincoming call as your phone rings,waiting for it to hang up so you can continue using your phone? If yes you are evil with passionsmoke
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Only 90's kids can relate
Their debit card
Dear married men,the lady you think is better than your wife is just good because she's not living with you.
Doctor: How are you?
Me: Im fine
Doctor: Next patient please
Titus Sardines started with 4 fishes
It reduce to 3
Now It is 2,
In years to come, you will open sardines and see"Try it again later"Love is wicked
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I mistakenly opened my Instagram and quickly closed it..Then MTN sent a message
Dear customer Na God save youWhen you don't trust your neighnorMe laughing at my own joke before even tell it
Don't call yourself my ex if you've never met my family. You're just somebody who used to finish my airtime and data
When you walk with a slim girl,even dogs threaten"woo woo woo" where are you going with this bone.
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