1.
Marrying is like begging someone to come and spend your money, then she comes and gives birth to her friends, then together they finish your money:

2.
Teacher: John is climbing a tree to pick some mangoes.
Begin the sentence with Mangoes
Student: Mangoes, John is coming to pick you
Teacher:

3.
Those with high meme knowledge will get this one
6 year old me,
Mom: You have 14 apples, and then you eat 2, how many you have left?
Me: 9
Mom: You have 14 apples, and then you eat 2, how many you have left?
Me:

4.
I visited my Chinese friend in hospital. my Chinese friend just kept saying "CHI YU YAN" repeatedly and he died. I had to go to china and find out the meaning of my friend's last words. Finally i found out the meaning is "YOU ARE STANDING ON THE OXYGEN TUBE"

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