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Do Not Open This Article, If You Cannot Control Your Feelings

Funny clean jokes make every conversation better whether you’re sharing a laugh with a friend or entertaining your kids and these Great -rated jokes are no exception.

1. What is does a house wear?

Address!

2. Why are toilets always so good at poker?

They always get a flush

3. Why is Peter Pan always flying?

Because he Neverlands. (I love this joke because it never grows old.)

4. You heard the rumor going around about butter?

Never mind, I shouldn’t spread it.

5.Two windmills are standing on a wind farm. One asks, ‘What’s your favorite kind of music?’

The other replies, ‘I’m a big metal fan.’

6. I took the shell off of my racing snail, thinking it would make him faster.

But if anything, it made him more sluggish.

7. What do you get from a pampered cow?

Spoiled milk

Compilation Of Hilarious Memes and Funny Videos To Make You Laugh, Do not go down if you cannot control your feelings

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