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Read these if you want a laugh

Are you having a bad day today and you need some quick jokes to cheer you up. Read on.

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field. Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil? Because it is pointless. Why do people say "break a leg" when you go on stage? Because every play has a cast. What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop. Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over a bag, they would be bagels. When do computers overheat? When they need to vent. I don't trust the stairs. They're always up to something. What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? Dam. I wrote a song about a tortilla but it's actually more of a wrap. What did one toilet say to another? You look a bit flushed.

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