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26 Funny Pictures and Jokes For Fun

Are you bored and want to put a grin on your face? You've come to the right place...

Here are some amusing images and jokes for your amusement:

1. A pastor said, "If you know your wife is controlling you, move to the left." All but one man in the church moved to the left; the pastor was relieved that there was at least one man, and he asked, "How come your wife can't control you?" My wife told me not to move, the man swiftly responded.

2. My neighbor just brought me a cat to buy, and when I told him I didn't have rats in my room, he said, "OK, buy it, and I'll bring you the rats later." Oo, na wao for the lockdown.

3. Two women, one fat and the other thin, went to the gym. This conversation began as soon as I exited the building;

Fat woman: One day, I'll demolish the talking weighing machine.

Why, thin woman?

chubby woman: 'One at a time, please,' it says every time I get on the weighing machine.

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