After a surgical procedure, Akpos opened his eyes and declared, "I'm pleased now." “Don't be happy yet,” a man on the other side of his bed said. “After my own operation, they left injections in my belly, and I had to open it again.” “Same with me, however mine was a pack of cotton wool,” another sufferer commented.
“Has anyone seen my wrist watch?” asked the doctor who performed the akpos operation almost as soon as they finished talking. Akpos passed out on the spot.
That awkward moment when you woke up at 1:00 a.m. to urinate and your phone was only 3 percent charged, then NEPA brought light, you went to charge your phone, and then you went right back to sleep... You awoke around 8:00 a.m. and there was still light; you checked your phone and it read 1%; you then realized you hadn't turned on the socket.
I won't be able to leave this isolation until a cure for that virus is discovered.
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