Me: Don't cook too much I have already eaten.
Grandma: Ok love, just a snack 
Matt really outdid himself at the office Christmas party this year 
Sleeping next to someone you love makes you fall asleep faster, reduces depression and helps you live longer 
Me after watching 12 minutes of Masterchef 
What the packaging says vs. What I see. 
I am on a diet, I used to eat 6 slices of pizza, now I eat 3
Lockdown finally over. Me running towards fast food centre
When you were being a complete jerk but realized you are just hungry 
"You are what you eat". Me: Am I an ice-cream?
You: Curly fries. Me, an intellectual: Rotatoes
Life hack: If you eat a hard taco over a small tortilla you get a second taco
When people ask when I want to eat. Me: Every day. All day. Anywhere. Anytime 
When your cheat weekend gets out of control 
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