"After eating on a date... Her: Sweetie you have something between your teeth. Me:" "If I date your bae, you must find yourself a new partner. I hate sharing." Just move on. "My clothes during the day. My clothes at 2am." Every boys room has this chair. "When that annoying friend arrives and you still eating." Will he leave anytime soon. "If I tell you goodnight and you see me online, mind your own business. I will talk to you tomorrow. " Today a 3 years old child can unlock a mobile, open and close apps all alone. At that age, I ate sand." Times change. " Me thinking about situations that are never gonna happen in reality" "Would you eat food from this?" Remember it's food.
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