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CHUCK NORRIS Jokes are still the most Dangerous

Chuck Norris Pictured above.


Mr Norris The United States Airforce Veteran made his last film apearance in 2012 in the blockbuster film sequal the Expendebles 2.In most of the crying scenes he used a stunt double.It's really sad that he can't cry because his tears would have probably cured COVID-19.


"Look up Chuck Norris in the dictionary and I'll be there, looking back at you" -Chuck Norris


Born on March 10,1940 In the Hospital that he built himself Carlos Ray Norris an American martial artist, actor, film producer and screenwriter had an outstanding karate tournament career from 1964 until his retirement in 1974.



Carlos Norris was named after Carlos Berry, a minister who was very close to Norris's father. He didn't acquire the nickname "Chuck" until He served in the U.S. Air Force as an Air Policeman at the age of 18, when he was nicknamed “Ground Chuck". Norris won many martial arts championships and later founded his own discipline, Chun Kuk Do. Norris is a Black belt in Tang Soo Do, Brazilian Jiu Jitsu and Judo.

It has been said thatBatmans phone only rings when Chuck Norris doesn't answer his.Chuck Norris doesn't need a hammer the nails drive themselves into the wall to get away from him.


These are only a few of the jokes that has been trending on mainstream ever since the Action Hero retired,since then you cant look at a Chuck Norris photo without acknowledging a giggle.

Since turning 80 on his birthday the10th of March,Chuck has made it clear that he is still the most dangerous.








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Carlos Berry Chun Kuk Do. Ground Chuck Norris Tang Soo Do

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