1. Having drinks with your friends is fun until one of them starts crying and wants their EX back.2. I was in the line behind a guy buying condoms and his card got declined. The little old lady behind me whispered "He just got cock blocked by visa3. When your kids keep telling a story And it won't end.
5. They were called "people" and they walked like this...6. if you have an iPhone and still use filters, sorry you are beyond repair.8. When you see Bruno Fernandes scored a hat trick and none of them were penalities.9. I'm gonna love him, and squeeze him, and call him "George."10. This morning I cracked an egg at it was double yolj and I was like cool, 2nd one I got double and then I'm like woah. 3rd egg I was like ??? 4th I was like WHAT ARE THE ODDS and then I read the box
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