12. I'm done with the Nigerian film; how can a native doctor be dressed in the Mountain of Fire band?
3, I had no idea how powerful warri marijuana was until my boyfriend texted me.
'Good night, bro, age gracefully.'
4. There's nothing more terrifying than having to use the restroom in the middle of the night.
It won't flush at your crush's house. You'll
Just stare at your feces like this... Please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please
5, People will exclaim, "Ahh!!!" when they see their former classmates pregnant. At school, this girl was unusually silent.
Who says pregnancy isn't accompanied by a lot of noise?
When you're required to pay $300,000 as a bride price, but the person who took the virginity only paid for one indomie and two eggs, you've reached the pinnacle of wickedness. Oh, there is God!
Deliverance by flogging is the highest type of deliverance.
eehn Mtcheww if a celeb flogs you
The demon and you will pick where to go.
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