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Don't Open If You Can't Control Your Laugh, 30 Hilarious Pictures And Jokes

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By Madibamedia | self meida writer
Published 26 days ago - 15149 views

Don't open 30 hilarious pictures and jokes if you can't contain your chuckle. 

If you can't contain your laughter, don't open, 

Hello I'm all here again to put a smile and enjoy it on your face! 

A military officer took a 3-day leave and enjoyed with his newly married wife and found out his wife was in the center of her life. 

He must therefore forward a letter to the headquarters requesting an extension of his days of leave. You know, therefore, he must prepare his message in the normal coded milliary language. 

Omega one, it's Omega ten, field danger, red in front, left extension requested. You read me? Red in front of it... Passage not clear, extend leave! 

"This is Omega one," the headquarters replied, "we read you loud and simple. The danger is low, back attack and instantly restart. 

Leave the extension rejected, I repeat, strike from behind with minimal intensity and restart immediately. The way behind the extension is obvious is refused.

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