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34 Funny Pictures And Jokes to Brighten Your Day

1. A taxi was occupied by a woman and her 7-year-old son. It was pouring outside, and all of the twilight girls were gathered by the wayside. "Mummy, what are all those women doing?" the Boy inquired. "They're waiting for their husbands to return from work," his mother said.

"Why don't you tell him the truth?" the Taxi driver replied as he turned around. They're prostitutes, little kid; they sleep with men for money."

"Mummy, is that true?" the Boy said, his eyes widening. "Yes.!!" his mother said, her gaze fixed on the driver. "Mummy, what happens to the babies those mothers have?" the boy inquired after a few minutes. "Most of them become taxi drivers," she said.

2. During the production of a film.

Director: Now we'll let the lion out, and it'll track you down, but don't worry, it won't bite you.

Musa: Are you certain?

It's written in the script, director.

Musa: Is the lion familiar with the script?

While the teacher is teaching, Akpos is sleeping in class.

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