1. If people are talking about you behind your back, then just fart.2. when you're looking for the remote and touch something weird between the cushions. 3. It sucks when I read read as read and not read, so I have to re-read read as read so I can read read correctly and it can make sense.4.
1. Dude from com cast asleep during my install and I deadass let him sleep because bro need it. 2. How I sleep after not doing anything for the whole day3. When you finally remove that one song from your playlist that you always skipped4. You just woke up naked next to the singer of the last song you listened to.