A woman went to Twitter to share her bodily frustrations. She stated: "Having a vagina is a lot of work, it's so sensitive one wrong move you are uncomfortable for weeks. It needs specific underwear, some pads or condoms you can't use, you have to always remember to pee after sex and you have to deal with periods along with all that comes with that.
Ever been confronted by questions of your own immortality. A man went to Twitter to tell how he'd been told by not one but by two sangomas how he is set to perish. He tweeted: "About a month ago I was told that I'm set to die anytime soon. I tried another sangoma and she told me the same thing. I'm literally defeated". When asked whether they'd told him what the cause of his death was likely to be he stated: "They did not specify. The first one said there is someone working on the mines that wants to get rich
Orlando Pirates might have let their CAF Champions League chances slip at the grasp of their fingers, but will be boosted by the fact that not all is lost following their 2-2 draw on Friday. Of course the Buccaneers will not be taking part in the CAF Champions League next season but can still make it to the Confederations cup.
A woman tweeted today: "Me I love Bob the builders. Build my sister, we will eat the fruits of your labour". Bob the builder is a reference to a British cartoon series where Bob and his friends dig, haul and build together. What she is actually saying though is she has no interest in building from scratch with a man but is prepared to be there when he is successful.
A lady recently caused a stir on social media after posting a picture showing off what she was having for dinner. The lady wrote in her caption, "I eat snails and they taste like chicken livers." Unfortunately, most people were not impressed. Some mentioned that the lady was probably forced to eat the food.